bangkok pt. 2
after our busy first morning and afternoon in bangkok, we headed over to see our new friends at eat me restaurant, which is near the red light district, patpong. jay's friend travels to bangkok several times a year and introduced us to our friend darren there who runs eat me. he and his partner and their friends were our bangkok guides, and they really made our trip in so many ways.

eat me comprises several floors of a former apartment building on a quiet alley. after ascending the candle-lined stairs to the second floor, you're greeted by staff and escorted into an inviting dining area, or a patio just beyond. plans call for a bar to be installed on the third floor. among the highlights of our two nights dining there: a fantastic nacho plate, comprised of fried tortilla strips, a smattering of melted gruyere cheese, and a thick spicy salsa; strong martinis, garlic mashed potatoes; scrumptuos duck; a giant prawn; and spicy chicken. truly an international menu, which leans a bit toward darren's home country of australia.
this was a relatively sedate night compared to what awaited us later in the trip, since we didn't leave the restaurant until late. we ended up in the fire trap of soi 2, where the gay bars are clustered. it's a fairly young thai scene there, with a mixture of somewhat older westerners. we stayed until the 2 am closing time, when the "parade" began - the exit of so many club-goers packed into the alley's bars.
on saturday, we made a beeline for the paragon food court, where it seems nearly all of asia's culinary offerings are represented, behind clear glass that shows you all the delicious food as it's cooked. there's plenty of western options too, but you can hit several of the asian places for just a few bucks each and really get your noodle and rice fix. after a fine mango and sticky rice dessert, we were back on the sky train to the famous chatuchak weekend market (pronounced jatujuk, so it's "jj" to the thais) north of downtown. rows and rows of vendors, inside and out of huge tented areas, selling all kinds of clothes, housewares, trinkets - you name it. while we're not big shoppers, we were able to appreciate the vastness of the place, and there are certainly good deals to be had if you know where to look.

after all that walking i loosened up with a massage at a place on convent st., near eat me restaurant, that darren recommended. this city is known for its cheap but excellent massages, and an hour and a half with oil was only $20 or so. i left feeling refreshed for our dinner at thang long back on langsuan near our hotel. this was a terrific vietnamese restaurant, also gay-owned, that had a cool vibe and some delicious food, including some light fried spring rolls.
we walked back over to eat me and noticed lots of folks hanging out in lumpini park on the way - they were awaiting the last night of fireworks celebrating the king's 80th birthday. the king is very highly revered in thailand, and there were posters of the guy all over the city. darren's thai boyfriend toey led us quickly to tawan, a gay go-go bar in patpong (WARNING: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DESCRIPTION FOLLOWS. DON'T CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE NOT UP FOR READING ABOUT A BANGKOK GAY GO-GO BAR), where the fuck show was about to begin.
ok, this was unlike anything i've ever experienced in my life. toey seemed to know the mamasan of the place, a ladyboy who keeps the boys in check. we sat next to her and watched the conclusion of a drag show, which included some very convincing ladyboy dancers, followed by some drag queens who were purposely made to look ugly for some reason. tawan specializes in very muscular thais, and these were next, flexing on stage for the mixed asian/western audience. they were soon followed by the first nudes of the night, most of them... standing at attention, including one hanging a large red furry christmas bell from his penis. it was surreal to watch one thai after another strut by, each with these huge, fat, black units. they strutted around the stage for a bit, and two remained on stage as two effeminate thais came out and proceeded to service them - which was no easy task given the sheer size of things involved. yet that didn't stop them from assuming different positions around the stage, even swinging in the air via hanging rings as they continued their show.
that went on for a few minutes, then several more thais came out for a jerkoff contest. since most of these employees are straight, they watch straight porn on monitors above the stage. it must have been good since it only took one guy about 20 seconds. anyway, the group went four for six, which is not bad considering the circumstances. we topped off the visit by fulfilling someone's request from the states (they will go unnamed here) for the undergarments of a ladyboy, a request the mamasan was glad to fill for the right price. after all, they're probably hers.
after that once-in-a-lifetime experience (well, make it twice - the next night at future boys bar included the classic smiling quote from our friend, "do you think we should invite number 30 down for a drink and a chat?", and a ladyboy actually falling off the stage), we headed back to soi 2, where dj station was absolutely sardine-like inside. but this is the most popular gay bar in bangkok, and it was a saturday night. fortunately there's a bit more breathing room upstairs, but toey had to get up on stage in the main room and show off the gym body. it was fun being a full foot taller than almost everyone else in the place, but we were out of there at a reasonable hour before all the available oxygen was gone.
on sunday we wandered over to the sukhumvit road area where lots of westerners hang out. there's also a lot of indian food in the area, which we enjoyed for lunch. however, the area was a bit boring so we headed back to our paragon food court for dessert. i had a few hours before our next big night out, so i cabbed it (most cab rides in the city are in the 1-5 dollar range, but beware of the horrific traffic) over to the "best gay sauna in the world", babylon. the place is huge, with an outdoor pool, a bar, a restaurant, a gym, and lots of saunas, showers and private rooms. it's also full of thai guys who are into westerners. it was tough to tear myself away but we were meeting darren and toey before our river cruise for drinks at the millenium hilton bangkok, which offered incredible views of the city from its top-floor lounge; the hotel sits across the chao prayha river from much of downtown.
darren's friend derek runs the loy nava river cruise, on a re-creation of a traditional thai rice barge. we raced down to the boat after hearing they'd been waiting for us at the hilton's dock. within minutes our table was full of thai food and we were enjoying graceful thai music and dancers.

derek pointed out various sights along the river as we dined and drank. various other boats passed, all lit up like the loy nava. obviously the drinks were hitting me since i hadn't even realized when we'd turned around. we ended the cruise and walked over to the scirocco rooftop bar, 64 floors above the city. the views are absolutely spectacular from up there, and it's a bit scary when you look over the edge. off to one side there was a jazz band playing on an elevated stage area, and it was like they were playing to the skyline, not to the audience below. scirocco was another perfectly unique experience in bangkok.
the aforementioned second go-go bar visit ensued, all awash in a haze of alcohol. we finished the night chatting away in front of a starbucks, after which we were dropped off at our hotel yet again by derek and his friendly thai partner oat. by this point we were fairly exhausted, but is there any other way to be in bangkok?
more to come, including our last day in bangkok, and the wonders of angkor. again, pics of our trip are up on flickr.
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